Cephalaspidomorphii

Utility belt Features:
-Can readily switch off my down mood and switch on my good mood
-charge me up when I feel tired
-electrocute me when I begin to scratch
-put me to insomniac mode when I’m reviewing (or cramming)
-knock me out when I want to sleep
-make me super flexible when I do yoga
-make me deaf when it’s too noisy
-automatically make me slap myself whenever I play too much computer games
-stun me if I spend too much
-built in automatic smacker (activates whenever I get lazy)
-priority reminder with built in schedule manager
-encouragement button for losing, trying, hell week times
-with pursue-your-dreams button
-has a built in personal yaya
-built in spa and massage therapist
-emergency “undo” button/ emergency revert-back-to-normal/default/stupid-self button
-switch off button
-maintenance free
-warranty of 30 years

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